I find Conan pretty entertaining, tho forcedly politically correct as are all his rival late nite douches, what Craig Ferguson used to call himslef and them. Conan's quite bright and has a fabulous memory for lines. Check out his taking the Comicon nerd test a few nites ago. He's a helluva lot smarter than our house transport experts who mouth "Go, go Gadgetbahn" at the least sighting of a monorail. A non-versatile, deadend captive mu'd. trolley bus train on a guideway. Thumpety-thump when the stanchions subside. At least that's how I remember Seattle in 1968.

Replace Hemminger, genius in his own mind, with Conan!