What is funny like dancing bear in dress fed vodka watermelon and then attacked by poodle is that America so great just few months ago, but America elect Trump because he lie and say America horrible. Now Trump fritter away American power, allies, intelligence partners, all for himself and his own jealousies and easily-injured feelings. America be made horrible from within by stereotype: a brash loud-mouthed tasteless Yankee who know nothing, think nothing, read nothing, only bring harm to those around him. All American prestige being wasted away and ruined.

America create reality TV. Reality TV create Trump. Trump destroy America. All thanks to American appetite for drama in reality TV. Like playing with fire, America gets burned.

Russia move into gap and exploit. Like poodle attacking bear, Russia use speed and wits to overcome larger adversary, tricking it into running off cliff and falling into lake full of steppe crocodile, who eat big fat smelly bear. In this analogue, U.S. bear, Russia poodle.