How 'bouts:

"Getting there is half the battle"
"The grass is greener - on the other side of town" *Use your imagination...
"Don't make eye contact, Don't make eye contact, Don't make eye contact"
"Transit, Going out of business since it's beginning"
"If you like opera, You don't belong here"
"If you like Monster Truck Shows, You'll fit in just fine"
"Your tax dollars trying to work"
"Our windows are bulletproof"
"Wanna see some burning barrels?"
"A Moving, Animated Landscape" *PC
"Use the buddy system, Please"
"See what you could be doing if you weren't working today"
"Think happy thoughts, Think happy thoughts, Think happy thoughts..."