I've come to the conclusion that a fair amount of the stuff you post, you haven't actually read...

You're usually too busy making up clever memes to post about the whatever the article is you've found, to link it to whatever conspiracy theory is leaking through the limited protection provided by your tinfoil hat, and into your brain, to actually read them.

Which is why, when we actually do read many of them, you so often look like an even bigger fool.