I love Ed. He is the best and only true steam engineer in the world. No, I mean no one can operate a large, throbbing hunk of warm steam like he can. His hands lovingly stroking the Johnson bar, firmly gripping the throttle, wanking that whistle cord..... on Gawd, I think I am having the biggest hard-on in my life.

Most people just do not understand him. The others are just jealous of his enormous talent at getting what he truly wants, big hard working steam locomotives under his ass, that cute ass.....