The great and powerful President Troll or "Trump" as some call him arrived in San Fran, to raise some money and troll everyone. Everyone there is currently wondering how he will troll the citizens of the Bay Area whose vote in the last presidential election he considers to have been fraudulent. While he probably won't rehash his abject solicitation of election meddling by Putin--in the 2016 election and at the Helsinki summit--he's sure to pick some less important but more offensive issue to insult the many Bay Arean railfans who think their vote should count and who despise His Orangeness. It could be the homelessness problem. He might reference the two homeless men who died on the tracks in Berkeley a few days ago. Maybe he will go after high speed rail fiasco. Or maybe he'll just insult the railroads of the Bay Area in general calling them Toonerville Trolleys and praise some other country's systems i.e. basically say America Sucks, reprising the theme of his 2016 campaign, which so many Americans agreed with because they hate US.

No matter what he does he's going to make the Synonymouse, who voted for Trump, look like a complete beginner when it comes to trolling people. And Synonymouse will probably have a bad day as he will not only be feeling insecure in comparing himself to his Lying Orange Hero but will be getting a lot less attention until Trump leaves town.

So I started this thread to direct some love back to the Mouse and hopefully brighten up his day. We hate him, but that doesn't mean we want him to have a bad day.