Aw come on guys, I can give stack talk to most men who ask for it. Man I love holding that hard throttle pulling that whistle, and stack talk until that white stream comes out. I can do this as the diesel locomotive is doing all the work, pushing my Big Boy up the track, while I hang out the window like a dog, tongue hanging out, stroking the shaft, thinking how the hard shaft of the throttle in my other hand... This is better than the last sexual fun I had at the last over night hotel the crew had. Ohhhh yaaaaaaa.