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TTC to replace shuttle buses with being pushed off cliff in barrel full of eels
Author: WebDigger
Date: 01-28-2020 - 20:55

"TORONTO – The Toronto Transit Commission announced plans today to replace their unpopular shuttle bus system with thousands of barrels stuffed with wriggling carnivorous fish.

Officials promise the eel barrels will be just as crowded as the shuttle buses brought in to replace disrupted subway service, and will offer the same amount of exposure to bodily fluids and unexplained bite marks, all while making residents even later for work." -- [www.thebeaverton.com] /s

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