Dear. Mr. Ode
Dear Mr. Ode,
We are sorry you had a bad experience recently on the AP discussion forum.
Here at AP, it is our goal to make everyone feel welcome and at home.
I'm grateful you brought this unfortunate post titled,
ALCO's at Portola, to our attention. We would love to have you back posting about trains and feminism.
Attached, you'll find a Junior Engineer Certificate©
1 which you can have endorsed by Sir Topham Hatt®
2 himself at any official Day Out With Thomas™
3 event.
If you choose to visit AP again, you have our word it will be an enjoyable experience. We hope to see you again!
Sincerely,
Codd Tlark
Owner and Webmaster
[1] A Junior Engineer Certificate may not be used and is not a valid certificate for operation of trains on railways governed under the Federal Railroad Administration.
[2] Sir Topham Hatt is a registered trademark of Child Exploits, LLC of Delaware.
[3] Day Out With Thomas™ is the registered trademark of Slime, Inc. AP is not associated with or sponsored by Slime, Inc.
Attachment: Junior Engineer Certificate