To all you Altamont Press entitlees, just hang in there another 9 days, your welfare checks will be in the mailbox. You are so entitle. No lazy ass has been out of work longer than you, you earned that check. And don't forget to pick up your groceries at the Rescue Mission. You can convert them into quick cash, buy a few joints then swipe a couple energy bars to get you through the month. But keep the toothpaste, it is a good Prep H substitute. Maybe pick up a new cardboard piece for updating your NEED HELP, God Bless You sign. Want to show off? Add that catchy line back to the sign: "Will work for food" and leave your zipper down. With the election coming make that new sign red, white and blue. Start of a new calendar quarter coming up, give some thought to a shower, change of outer clothes. Appearance is everything when you hand is out. Start farting to maintain proper social distance.