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Re: Worst Kind of Railroad Museum

Author: Earl Pooh

Date: 10-15-2020 - 20:07

I was there Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Newsletter from the worst kind of railroad
> museum:
>
> Greetings for your railway museum!
>
> As our members are aware, for the past 50 years
> our board has done its best to preserve coach
> 1020.
>
> Well today, we are proud to announce that coach
> 1020 is being deaccessioned. Deaccessioning is
> something that great museums do all the time. So
> we are proud to be among the greats!
>
> Let's review our accomplishments over the past 50
> years. Below are before and after photos.
>
> Here we are in 1978, and how the coach looked
> then:
>
> [static.rogerebert.com]
> ry_image/reviews/national-lampoons-animal-house-19
> 78/homepage_EB19780101REVIEWS801010308AR.jpg
> [i.pinimg.com]
> 050531001a3e9ad182cbe2.jpg
>
>
>
> Here we are today, and how the car looks now:
>
> [static01.nyt.com]
> n/03romeo.600.1.jpg
> [i.pinimg.com]
> 14beff40a4859d29b29f88.jpg
>
> Through no fault of our own, the car is now too
> far gone to restore. Rest assured, we did our
> best. No one could have done better.
>
> Recall that 30 years ago, we repelled a hostile
> takeover by a group of upstarts that threatened to
> build a roof over the collection. Thank God we
> ran them guys off.
>
> You will be receiving ballots for annual election
> of board members. Yes, there will be only one
> name for each board seat. And, no, you cannot
> attend board meetings.
>
> And be sure to pay your dues! The board is
> planning a retreat at a five-star ocean resort,
> and we need the funds.

You are a terribly stupid person. Eat $hit and die please.

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Subject	Written By	Date/Time (PST)
Worst Kind of Railroad Museum	I was there	10-15-2020 - 10:59
Re: Worst Kind of Railroad Museum	Edward Driscoll	10-15-2020 - 11:47
Re: Worst Kind of Railroad Museum	Dan Gilley	10-15-2020 - 14:13
Re: Worst Kind of Railroad Museum	Earl Pooh	10-15-2020 - 20:07
Re: Worst Kind of Railroad Museum	Ms. Pasternak	10-16-2020 - 07:20
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Earl Pooh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I was there Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Newsletter from the worst kind of railroad
> > museum:
> > 
> > Greetings for your railway museum!
> > 
> > As our members are aware, for the past 50 years
> > our board has done its best to preserve coach
> > 1020. 
> > 
> > Well today, we are proud to announce that coach
> > 1020 is being deaccessioned.  Deaccessioning is
> > something that great museums do all the time. 
> So
> > we are proud to be among the greats!
> > 
> > Let's review our accomplishments over the past
> 50
> > years.  Below are before and after photos.
> > 
> > Here we are in 1978, and how the coach looked
> > then:
> > 
> >
> https://static.rogerebert.com/uploads/review/prima
> 
> >
> ry_image/reviews/national-lampoons-animal-house-19
> 
> > 78/homepage_EB19780101REVIEWS801010308AR.jpg
> >
> https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e8/84/e9/e884e91cc6
> 
> > 050531001a3e9ad182cbe2.jpg
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > Here we are today, and how the car looks now:
> > 
> >
> https://static01.nyt.com/images/2008/08/03/nyregio
> 
> > n/03romeo.600.1.jpg
> >
> https://i.pinimg.com/originals/61/f7/ea/61f7ea98e7
> 
> > 14beff40a4859d29b29f88.jpg
> > 
> > Through no fault of our own, the car is now too
> > far gone to restore.  Rest assured, we did our
> > best.  No one could have done better.
> > 
> > Recall that 30 years ago, we repelled a hostile
> > takeover by a group of upstarts that threatened
> to
> > build a roof over the collection.  Thank God we
> > ran them guys off.
> > 
> > You will be receiving ballots for annual
> election
> > of board members.  Yes, there will be only one
> > name for each board seat.  And, no, you cannot
> > attend board meetings. 
> > 
> > And be sure to pay your dues!  The board is
> > planning a retreat at a five-star ocean resort,
> > and we need the funds.
> 
> 
> You are a terribly stupid person.  Eat $hit and
> die please.

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