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Stupidity euphemism
Author: Elevator operator
Date: 04-21-2021 - 21:51
His elevator does not go to the top floor
The wind blows in that one's cerebral cortex.
The headlights are on but no one is in the cab.
Now there is a real pillar of wisdom.
Her two bit ideas are presented from a 16 bit mouth.
He has $hit for brains.
She has a 25 cent idea in $20 wallet.
That F'er couldn't figure his way out of a wet paper bag.
His train is full of empties.
The steam is a little low in that one's boiler.
The conductor in that one prefers to play with trains rather than run them.
His coupler is short a knuckle.
Her train is short a few cars.
That queen is missing her crown.
That Pullman is short some carpet.
The steps do not go to the top floor.
That letter is missing its stamp.
The wind blows in that one's cerebral cortex.
The headlights are on but no one is in the cab.
Now there is a real pillar of wisdom.
Her two bit ideas are presented from a 16 bit mouth.
He has $hit for brains.
She has a 25 cent idea in $20 wallet.
That F'er couldn't figure his way out of a wet paper bag.
His train is full of empties.
The steam is a little low in that one's boiler.
The conductor in that one prefers to play with trains rather than run them.
His coupler is short a knuckle.
Her train is short a few cars.
That queen is missing her crown.
That Pullman is short some carpet.
The steps do not go to the top floor.
That letter is missing its stamp.
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WebDigger | 04-21-2021 - 11:57 |
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Elevator operator | 04-21-2021 - 21:51 |
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