Elevator operator Wrote:
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> His elevator does not go to the top floor
>
> The wind blows in that one's cerebral cortex.
>
> The headlights are on but no one is in the cab.
>
> Now there is a real pillar of wisdom.
>
> Her two bit ideas are presented from a 16 bit
> mouth.
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> He has $hit for brains.
>
> She has a 25 cent idea in $20 wallet.
>
> That F'er couldn't figure his way out of a wet
> paper bag.
>
> His train is full of empties.
>
> The steam is a little low in that one's boiler.
>
> The conductor in that one prefers to play with
> trains rather than run them.
>
> His coupler is short a knuckle.
>
> Her train is short a few cars.
>
> That queen is missing her crown.
>
> That Pullman is short some carpet.
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> The steps do not go to the top floor.
>
> That letter is missing its stamp.