Re: Pilferage of the UP at the base of Elephant Hill
Author: Creepy Uncle Joe
Date: 08-25-2021 - 16:40
This is a whole new breed of hobos. Back when I was a hobo, we didn't bother anyone or steal things. Yeah, you had to be tough as nails and occasionally put up your dukes to protect your food stash, but that's how it was. Man, sweet freedom! Leaning out a boxcar door, playing a snappy tune on your harmonica, and just waiting for what adventure awaited you at the next stop. Yeah, that's the life of a Senator. Ultimate freedom and just sitting around the campfire with your esteemed colleagues. We didn't bother anybody or steal things back then. Just me and old trusty Shep. That was my dog. He was the best friend a guy could have. Now what were we talking about?