Pabst Blue Ribbon Wrote:
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> So, in addition to thinking I'm a jerk because I
> don't believe Lance hung the moon and is a great
> photographer,

You are a not a jerk for not being ethusiastic about Lance's. However, your behaviour is like that of a junior high school girl because you talk behind his back in another Internet forum.

If you dislike Lance posts, you can confront him directly on Trainorders either by telling him what you think in replies to his posts or through sending private messages.

you also seem to believe I possess
> supernatural powers and can discern your correct
> name without it ever being given (unless it's
> Trainorders member).

"Trainorders member" is sufficient when replying to my posts on Altamont Press. There is no need for you to invent a new name for me.

I would say "Sorry, Lance"
> but I know this isn't him because he can't even
> order lunch at McDonald's in less than 5
> paragraphs.

Interesting. So you know enough about Lance to know 1) That he eats at McDonald's and 2) How long he takes to order lunch at McDonald's? And yet, you can't express your displeasure with him directly on Trainorders, an e-mail, telephone call, or USPS mail?