All the whining about T.O. misses the true cause of all these alleged problems; which are actually pandemic through the whole rail fan community. It's all about sucky anti-social manners - and nothing more! So let's see - why don't we just add some "Rail Fan Cake" to all this beer and whine.

RECIPE:

1. Lots o' Beer - good and bad - 10% laced with "giardia" (San Miguel)
2. Bloated ego - all bad
3. Muscle cars and bulldog trucks - driven by control freaks and bullies
4. Narrow Winding Roads
5. Mad-Dog drivers Pass on the right - pass on the left - run oncoming traffic off the road
6. Everyone pace the engine at the same time - No taking turns

7. More Beer - and chasers
8. Be sure to set up in front of the other guy's already set up camera
9. Be sure to strut around, barking orders at everyone and do hold forth on your superior though actually very amateur knowledge.
10. Frost with a liberal dollop of California Highway patrol (Natural selection via Darwinian Foam may be substituted).

Bake this over hot flamage - in an oven heated by hot heads and hotdogs, until boil-over



Now enjoy - but beware, this is NOT a delicious recipe - as real as it is.