Hello to all froma Rome!

This isa Father Guido Sarducci. Many of you willa remember me froma Saturday Night Live. I have beena asked by California Governor Brown, please donta call him Moonbeam, to announce the State of California ina conjunction with the California State Railroad Museum and the Roman Catholic Diocese ofa Sacramento, will build the very first railroad fan confessional anywhere ina the United States.

While the exact location fora the confessional within the museum isa to be announced at a later date railroad fans witha guilty conscience should welcome thea new addition to the museum. For those of you witha items that you "found" but donta really belong to you likea switchkeys, switch locks, timetables, horns, builders plates, reversers, lanterns, railroad fine china and silverware, ect., ect. this will bea the perfect opportunity toa exorcise your guilt. It isa being requested thata, when the confessional is ready fora use, you bring these items witha you to the museum. A Father, to bea named later, will help you with your items whena you arrive. These items willa then become property ofa the museum. You will then bea allowed to enter the confessional where your sins will be exorcised.

I willa send you updates asa the construction progresses. Current projection is to havea the confessional completed by May ofa 2012.

Thank you so much fora your time!

Sincerely,

Father Sarducci