Hey, don't pick on us Arkies! Maybe you don't know the advantages of the old house out back. The picture of the two-holer is great! Remember the Idaho Senator dude with the "wide stance" problem? Would not have had that excuse to use with this set-up! Also, good to use if you need support or encouragement or a hand to hold during your daily duty. In the Navy, on the old ship I was on, there were 6 toilets in a row, along the bulkhead, with no partitions at all, and flushed with cold sea water. You were at the mercy of the Engineering Dept. to keep the flushing water pressure at the proper level, or you could get a cold seawater rinse! That was used on the junior officer's head a time or two, as I recall.