HEY BLUE ISLAND MAN! There's more to trains than the lead engine's nose!
Author: Take a how to video 101 class
Date: 01-13-2024 - 09:01

It sure would be nice to sometimes see all the engines. U trying 2 read the bulletins inside the cab? 4 good looking IHB engines on the static. Awesome! Can;t wait to see in the better light of the other view. Oh no, just one nose! But they will come into view as the distance grows? Hell no! CLOSE UP, shift, CLOSE UP, shift, CLOSE UP, shift, CLOSE UP, gone! Here comes a Saluting Veterans second out. NOPE! Instead pan boring leader nose all the way!

And there's always a blithering moron responding to fails with "!!!gReAt CaMeRa WoRk!!!" The cam went total closeup and missed the engines. Instead bits of tank car all the way. But window lickers easily pleased. And keep the spaz op in Houston. I don't know if he has Parkinsons or too much coffee. Is he allergic to a smooth pan? Chill, bro. Don't play drums on the CLOSEUP!!! button.

Cool place. If they can learn not to botch it. But Chehalis Man never learned. Still doing try-blur-miss-fail. "Muhbee if I CLOSEUP even more on tracks 10 feet in front of me it will work this time!" The opposite is the solution, but never contemplated.

Or the dinosaurs that shoot video like its a still photo. See train arrive in highly scenic view-ignore and closeup ahead to their money shot spot-wait, wait & wait for train to come into view again-see one engine at a time-one car at a time-follow EOT-repeat for every damn train. Idiot.

Hey, it's nighttime and the camera when still struggles to show the train. Let's pan the headlight in the distance that blinds the camera. Then keep it moving to reduce everyting to a total blur. Sooooo cool!!!!

Here comes a train with rare export locos. Let's pan the generic lead GEVO instead! Rare delivery of new VIA train. Blur pan the good light portion until where the sun or shadows make it hard to see, then park to (not) see each car go by in detail.

They're allegedly train cams. Show the whole train! Don't cut away after ten seconds to show an Amtrak garbage bag or orange cone.



Subject Written By Date/Time (PST)
  HEY BLUE ISLAND MAN! There's more to trains than the lead engine's nose! Take a how to video 101 class 01-13-2024 - 09:01
  Re: HEY BLUE ISLAND MAN! There's more to trains than the lead engine's nose! Ex VR watcher 01-13-2024 - 11:44
  Re: HEY BLUE ISLAND MAN! There's more to trains than the lead engine's nose! Derp 01-15-2024 - 08:56
  Re: HEY BLUE ISLAND MAN! There's more to trains than the lead engine's nose! Same 2 u LongLiveDevalSP 01-15-2024 - 14:49


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