A "pedestrian" was struck by the "Subway" in LA- Bad reporting is an art form...
A "pedestrian" was hit while walking on the tracks by the Subway in Hollywood?
Really?
A "pedstrian" struck by Subway in Hollywood-Y
How long has there been a new subterranean pedestrian walkway under Hollywood?
Or did "evil" this underground spawn of the evil Thomas, dubbed the "subway killer" strike suddenly, jumping off of the tracks when no one was looking, to strike down a poor innocent "pedestrian" once again, in another devilish act by those evil insidious killer trains?
Just wait until they put in that new bike lane in down there...