Why bother, I'll copy it and post it here. I did change the "driver" to "engineer".




A train engineer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday

and finds himself at the Pearly Gates.



A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there

is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone

wants to shake his hand.



Just when he thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter

himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting him personally at the

Pearly Gates, shakes his hand, and says, "Congratulations son, we've

been waiting a long time for you."



Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the train engineer

sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead

a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10

Commandments, I tried to be ethical with all my mates and comrades, but

congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything

really special when I was alive."



"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the

man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160

years old! God himself wants to see you!"



The Train engineer is awestruck and can only look at Saint

Peter with his mouth wide open. When he regains his power of speech, he

looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the

eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to

be worthy, but I only lived to be forty."



"That's simply impossible son," says Saint Peter. "We've added up your

time sheets."