Re: Foamer?
Author: Z-Train
Date: 11-21-2012 - 17:52
I like "Track Head."
Mistertower Wrote:
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> You guys forgot #5, "Closet Railfan". There was
> an Amtrak/Metrolink Engineer in LA (I won't
> mention his name to protect his inocence), that
> when a train he was on would stop in a station,
> and a railfan outside on the platform was near, he
> would open the side windows, stick his head out
> and yell, "What the F__ks your problem!!!! You
> lost!!! You God Dam Railfan!!!" Yet, one day, he
> had a bunch of photographs he was looking at in
> the locker room in the early 1990s. The Assistant
> Trainmaster called him on the phone and told him
> to get on his assigned engine for the day, NOW!
> He forgot and left the photos on the table. So I
> looked at them, and there must have been 50
> different pictures of him, in front of Steam
> Locomotives and other equipment. Typical! You
> all figure it out.
Groucho Marx was quoted as saying something like "I would not want to be a member of a club that would have someone like me as a member."