Railfan psychological disorder definitively defined.

Psychologists have now identified a serious and incurable disease of the mind. Crabby Old Geezer Syndrome ("GOGS"), afflicts older white males, generally 50 years plus, who self-identify as railfans while volunteering at railroad museums.

This syndrome personifies itself with one or more of the following symptoms:
-Demonstrated intolerance of individuals under the age of 50, especially women
-Shows great disdain for visitors (members of the public) who ask basic questions like "is that a steam engine" while watching a diesel pull into the station
-Demonstrates complete disregard for children, especially those that display any interest in trains whatsoever
-Voices general complaints about EVERYTHING
-Demonstrates a believe that "the old way" is unquestionably always the best way even when historically it killed dozens of railroad workers
-At least 77% of confirmed cases self-identify with tea baggers and constantly complain about government subsidies for roads, airports, but especially other railroad museums that they don't believe are worthy of support (elected officials LOVE to hear this!)
-Constant statements that management - all management - is a complete waste of money and they along with and the national union brotherhoods - are completely responsible for the deterioration of the American Railroad because true railroaders are neither management or union members
-Intensity of anti social behavior grows over time

If you discover someone with one or more of these symptoms, KEEP AT LEAST 50 FEET AWAY AT ALL TIMES AND OUT OF EARSHOT! This syndrome is highly contagious and may be communicable in as little as 150 words.

You have been warned!


OK, obviously this is intended as humor in a feeble attempt to get your attention, but how many people with one or more of these "symptoms" are involved with your museum and directly interface with the public? How about politely suggesting they go to the backshop and volunteer there or, even better, build a garden railroad where they don't have contact with the public or other volunteers? Try to make 2013 the year we make ALL railroad museums more friendly to the public and therefore more successful.

Thank you for your consideration.