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Re: "Are You Being Railroaded"-Here we go again...
Author: DzNtz
Date: 01-14-2008 - 23:02

Hello. I am Summer. Do you like my hat? It's made of wheat.

Those hippies better get off'a my front lawn. Suspension bridges: HHHMMMMMMMMMMMM... sounds efficient and FULLY conscience of the environmental impact. HMMMM

Editors of newspapers are allowed to "clarify", "modify" and even "edit" what an amateur reporter tries to portray in thier work. "Is" becomes "should", and so on..........
This is probably how the letter read fresh from the envelope:

Hey man, Trains murdered the Natives. Railroads are efficient and modern. I'm not. The land is always moving counter-clockwise around my place. To stop the spinning, set the Eel free 'cause it's not right. HUB-BUB. Trails are great for our many trail interpreters in the area. I once had a trip on an Eel's back. I saw his wallet. Next time I want to wave to the Eel from on top a rainbow. Create jobs, get rich, see if I care. Karma, man. Light rail is the answer, not heavy rail. Trails are a better choice. They contain special crystals that prevent bad washouts and mudslides that have plagued railroads on the same path. Commute to work on a muddy trail and get a stripe on your back from the back tire.

Signed - Haywood Jablome


Opinions are welcome. Ignorance is not.

Goodnight. And good luck.

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  "Are You Being Railroaded" by Sungnome Madrone Alfred Doten 01-14-2008 - 12:02
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded" by Sungnome Madrone GRRR 01-14-2008 - 12:27
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded" by Sungnome Madrone Rich Hunn 01-14-2008 - 15:01
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded"-Here we go again... George Andrews 01-14-2008 - 15:11
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded"-Here we go again... E.R. Murrow 01-14-2008 - 17:23
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded"-Here we go again... Captain Underpants 01-14-2008 - 19:10
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded"-Here we go again... hepkema 01-14-2008 - 20:31
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded"-Here we go again... Mike Swanson 01-14-2008 - 20:53
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded"-Here we go again... DzNtz 01-14-2008 - 23:02
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded"-Here we go again... Alfred Doten 01-15-2008 - 09:08
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded"-Here we go again... reasonable? 01-15-2008 - 10:39
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded"-Here we go again... Graham Line 01-15-2008 - 15:06
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded"-Here we go again... Googlefan 01-15-2008 - 20:07
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded"-Here we go again... Sunshine Cloudshadow 01-16-2008 - 12:26
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded"-Here we go again... Bit 01-16-2008 - 13:22
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded" by Sungnome Madrone Moonglow Oak 01-16-2008 - 12:22
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded" by Sungnome Madrone Brian Jennison 01-18-2008 - 13:00
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded" by Sungnome Madrone falcon 01-27-2008 - 12:13
  Re: "Are You Being Railroaded" by Sungnome Madrone rude truth 01-20-2009 - 13:40


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