Some contributions from the Plannerese Glossary

BANANA: Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything
CAVEmen: Citizens Against Virtually Everything
CEQA: Consultants Employment Quantity Act
Doczilla: Any technical report that should be caged rather than shelved.
DUDE: Developer Under Delusions of Entitlement
LULU: Locally Unwanted Land Use
NIABY: Not in anyone’s backyard
NIMD: Not in my district
NIMEY: Not in my election year
NIMFOS: Not in my field of sight
NIMTOO: Not in my term of office
NITL: Not in this lifetime
NOPE: Not on Planet Earth
PIITBY: Put it in their backyard
WIIFM: What’s in it for me?

Just remember:

SEMPER GUMBY: Stay flexible…

And

Blessed Are the Flexible
For they shall not be bent out of shape!