The man is a very smooth talker, and presents himself well to his boss
and to the public. He is one who, after you shake his hand, you feel
the need to dip your hand into a bucket of hand sanitizer.

He lies with a straight face, knowing that his superiors do not want to
reveal their ignorance by asking questions or challenging him on anything
he says or does. Even when he gets his lies mixed up and contradicts
himself.

He recently stood in front of a convention and shoveled so much crap on
them it's a wonder there wasn't a mass drowning. Yet they swallowed all of
it and begged for more.