Please do not overlook the dirty windows. Some retired fellows sit and watch the webcams evaluating the cleanliness of Amtrak’s exterior. My solution is to start a go-fund me to buy window cleaning supplies and spread that window crowd out along the various stations…. Train comes in, they clean what they can and get on the ham radio or telegraph and notify the next wash station as to which cars need to be cleaned.

I bet we could find quite a few bored old men, looking for something to do other than going to the local water board meetings to @#$%& about the water rates.