Still and all, I'd rather be in Philadelphia
Though recent rumor has it that something interesting happened
On top of everything else
People sometimes just can't solve the puzzle!

So here we have news of an eastbound train
Involved in a rather interesting recent event
Going down the track at an as-yet-to-be-determined speed
Not wasting any time approaching a particular "A" signal
All we know at this point is that it happened near "General Hospital"
Lots of P.E. fans know the place as "Valley Junction"

Video was supposedly shot from forward and inward facing cameras
Is there any doubt that solid conclusions will be drawn
On the basis of such high-tech evidence gathering devices?
Lo and behold, all this Buck Rogers stuff still won't prevent human screw ups
As many have said before and after, "You can 'job brief'
Till the cows come home, but human beings are human beings."
I think Mr. Solow will have a lots of 'xplainin' to do
On second thought, maybe he should just submit his resignation
Nearly everyone (except him) knows he's on thin ice anyway.