This all sounded to be pretty good satire.

That is, until you polluted it with an intolerant political reference. Seems as though one cannot even go on to a hobby forum and not hear about intolerant politics - I am personally quite tired of it.

Perhaps we ought to rephrase this parody to describe those that simply cannot keep politics out of a non-political social discussion - What would we name that much more serious disorder. . . . .