BW Wrote:
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> It all depends on the urgency and nature of what
> DEFCON you achieve.
>
> Normal #1: and the signals are all green and no
> signs of stopping for a meet or pasenger stop,
> Just wait, you will get stopped eventually.
>
> Main Resevoir Safety About To Lift #1: get the
> fireman to run (passenger), or have the conductor
> (freight) to keep an eye on things while you enter
> the "yellow zone"
>
> Normal #2: same as normal #1. You will get stopped
> for something that will allow you to "set out a
> bad order"
>
> Critical Mass/ Reactor Meltdown/ That Wasn't
> Chicken Tikka Masala I Ate Late Night #2: If the
> conductor can't run the train, the fireman's
> passed out from the gasses you've already let
> loose, and you feel a crappy situation about to
> transpire, STOP THE TRAIN and take care of
> business. Tell the dispatcher you hit got an air
> hose or got stopped for a red signal, or
> something...
>
> PS, if you achieve critical mass and stop the
> train, it's common courtesy to drop back to the
> 2nd locomotive if you have one. One does not s***
> where they live, especially when you have to get
> the train going again and have to smell that until
> you hand the train off to someone else (unless of
> course the next crew to take the train is a bunch
> of as***les, then of course you leave them a
> special air freshener).

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!


nice to have some comic relife in the morning.

-Hutch