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Re: Answer to the gang problem
Author: PPVTV
Date: 11-03-2015 - 12:53
Ba-Woosh! Wrote:
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> Rent out the LA Coliseum
> Sell seats for $10 and also have Pay Per View
> Take all the gang members and their parents
> Give them all bats
> Let them beat each other to death
> The last many standing gets 1/2 of the take
> I believe the Coliseum seats 90,000
> (that alone is $450,000 plus whatever PPV will
> take in)
> Make sure there are enough armed cops to keep the
> scum on the field
While somewhat crude and archaic on the outside, that plan, unfortunately, would be a top seller given the current number of mush heads who enjoy "reality"-type TV programming. Just sayin' . . .
Oh, and you forgot one little tweak: it would be "promised" to the last man standing to receive 1/2 of the gross receipts but actually gets his by two rounds to the back of the skull. Karma and all that, you know.
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> Rent out the LA Coliseum
> Sell seats for $10 and also have Pay Per View
> Take all the gang members and their parents
> Give them all bats
> Let them beat each other to death
> The last many standing gets 1/2 of the take
> I believe the Coliseum seats 90,000
> (that alone is $450,000 plus whatever PPV will
> take in)
> Make sure there are enough armed cops to keep the
> scum on the field
While somewhat crude and archaic on the outside, that plan, unfortunately, would be a top seller given the current number of mush heads who enjoy "reality"-type TV programming. Just sayin' . . .
Oh, and you forgot one little tweak: it would be "promised" to the last man standing to receive 1/2 of the gross receipts but actually gets his by two rounds to the back of the skull. Karma and all that, you know.
