Re: Answer to the gang problem
Author: HUTCH 7.62
Date: 11-03-2015 - 14:49
PPVTV Wrote:
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> Ba-Woosh! Wrote:
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> > Rent out the LA Coliseum
> > Sell seats for $10 and also have Pay Per View
> > Take all the gang members and their parents
> > Give them all bats
> > Let them beat each other to death
> > The last many standing gets 1/2 of the take
> > I believe the Coliseum seats 90,000
> > (that alone is $450,000 plus whatever PPV will
> > take in)
> > Make sure there are enough armed cops to keep
> the
> > scum on the field
>
> While somewhat crude and archaic on the outside,
> that plan, unfortunately, would be a top seller
> given the current number of mush heads who enjoy
> "reality"-type TV programming. Just sayin' . . .
>
> Oh, and you forgot one little tweak: it would be
> "promised" to the last man standing to receive 1/2
> of the gross receipts but actually gets his by two
> rounds to the back of the skull. Karma and all
> that, you know.
Maybe we can het Tina Turner to host it