You disagree how?

So do you have a secret time machine, so you can go way back in time and fix these things?

That sure sounds reasonable to me, and that certainly does explains a lot.....

This secret time machine will make the PE miraculously reappear in your parallel universe, right?

And, those "evil" sinister plotters at nefarious BART.....when you're the king, they'd better watch out.....you'll make them change that gauge, or else, right?

And, if my grandma had wheels, she'd be a wagon, too.....