I was there Wrote:
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> Newsletter from the worst kind of railroad
> museum:
>
> Greetings for your railway museum!
>
> As our members are aware, for the past 50 years
> our board has done its best to preserve coach
> 1020.
>
> Well today, we are proud to announce that coach
> 1020 is being deaccessioned. Deaccessioning is
> something that great museums do all the time. So
> we are proud to be among the greats!
>
> Let's review our accomplishments over the past 50
> years. Below are before and after photos.
>
> Here we are in 1978, and how the coach looked
> then:
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> Here we are today, and how the car looks now:
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> Through no fault of our own, the car is now too
> far gone to restore. Rest assured, we did our
> best. No one could have done better.
>
> Recall that 30 years ago, we repelled a hostile
> takeover by a group of upstarts that threatened to
> build a roof over the collection. Thank God we
> ran them guys off.
>
> You will be receiving ballots for annual election
> of board members. Yes, there will be only one
> name for each board seat. And, no, you cannot
> attend board meetings.
>
> And be sure to pay your dues! The board is
> planning a retreat at a five-star ocean resort,
> and we need the funds.
You are a terribly stupid person. Eat $hit and die please.