> America's new found "can't do" mentality, because we've been told by fools, and apparently
> come to believe, that there are actually dangerous "boogey men" that live in deep holes, that
> might do something terrible.......


But! But! But don't ya know - tunnels are inhabited by @#$%&! Heard it right here - on this very website - numerous times

And yes: many Americans have become, in their self-supposed pseudo-educated sophistry, a really superstitious bunch of fools. Worse yet, those fools are given lots money by the FEDs and special standing in the courts (they don't have to be an injured party), to carry out their nonsensical vigilantism - fouling up virtually every project in America.

Thus the answer to the riddle "How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?" has become, fifteen; one to turn the bulb, three to strap the ladder down, two to sign the state and Federal OSHA waivers, and nine to write the environmental impact reports.

And perhaps maybe we we should include a few congressional investigators to make sure that we use bulbs approved of by Ms. Dim Bulb herself - Nancy Pelosi. You know - "the most powerful woman in the world", as she often called herself at the House Podium.

Yes indeed - there is no mystery as to why we can't seem to get anything done - too many power mongering thugs running our government; and too many super sophisticated know-it-all vigilantes clogging our courts with dubious environmental claims.

It's that simple!