I am Trigger’s mom and I want all of you bullies to quit picking on my son. Trigger is a good boy, but has severe emotional problems ever since he saw me and his father in bed (at least I think it was his father---might have been the pool boy). Ever since then he has searched for acceptance. I was able to talk him out of joining the Bundy Clan militia by convincing him that Ted Bundy was not Ammon Bundy’s brother. I can tell you he was really bummed about that especially after he bought a Polaroid camera. But I am encouraged that he seems to have made a lot of online friends from the Atomwaffen and various Incel websites. They all seemed to be very nice boys. But then he decided to go on this garbage website. I cannot tell you how horrified I am as to the names and hurtful filth you have posted about my boy. Ever since he found your foul “Discussion Board” he has been soiling his sheets and crying himself asleep.

And just so we are all clear: I keep my dildo locked up and I have the only remaining key (one went missing when little Trigger was 7).