Have you ever noticed, that even when you actually agree with Mouse, responding to his many noisy calls to electrify and run an LRT level of operations on SMART, instead of "evil" "doodlebugs", that the trains are still "evil"?

And, wouldn't ya know it..

It's all because of the vast evil conspiracy, what with the omnipotent powers of "wide gauge" vooooodoooo magic, controlling these devious undertakings.

Mouse is just making us all aware of the awful threat we face from nameless, faceless, relentless hoards of rail zombies, bringing forth the zombie rail apocalypse, evil trains preying on poor innocent drivers who run the crossing gates. Or, from those vile sneaky trains that veer off the tracks, without warning, while no one is watching, to strike down unsuspecting innocent citizens, and then quickly jumping back on the tracks, so no one will suspect....

Thank goodness for the extra sensory powers of Mouse, able to receive the telepathic messages about these vast secret plots, through his special tinfoil hat, and relay them to us.

Mouse will surely save us all from Evil Thomas, and his vast 'evil" rail conspiracy....