Partnerless Wrote:
> Could you pass along some of your better pick-up
> lines or other techniques that lead to the quick
> payoff. I need a little help.

I'd be more than happy to, but if I were to do that, it would just RECONFIRM Pdxrailtransit's instincts as to what kind of person I am.

I'll give one pointer, though, that goes a long way: Stuff a kielbasa sausage down the front of your pants. That gets them all hot and bothered! ;)

Also, if you're like me, don't reveal that you're still living with mother right off the bat. Save that little tidbit of information for the second date, at the very least . . .