Re: Judge rules for UP in border drug dispute
Author: Michael Mahoney
Date: 12-20-2011 - 15:24
Certainly, Dr. Gingrich is well versed in impeachment, since he led the impeachment of the Senior Adulterer while simultaneously performing his role as Junior Adulterer. But actually, as I understand it, he proposes not to impeach the bad judges but simply to subpoena them to come before Congress and -- What? Explain? Justify? Apologize for? -- their appalling decisions. How would this work?
Congressman: Judge, you recently ruled that ketchup is not a vegetable. How can you justify this terrible job-killing opinion?
Judge: Well, actually, Congressman, I didn't say exactly that ...
Cong.: Don't give me any legal mumbo-jumbo. Do you want to keep your job?
Judge: Actually, I expect to keep my job until I die or retire. Your job contract, on the other hand, expires in two years.