How bliss is your ignorance. Please continue to live in your perfect bubble, while the rest of us are forced to seek some sort of counsel and protection from the endless stream of Notice of Formal Investigations for such mission-critical issues like taking a weekend off last month, wearing a wedding band (which helps remind us of why we don't give up) under our gloves or failing to note the time we went by the flashing yellow signal last week on the local.

Please find a short diving board over an empty swimming pool to jump off and save the rest of us a little more air to breathe.